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Tuesday, 03 March 2009

 
Shameful Confession

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Dear readers, I have a terrible secret that I have been keeping from all of you. Now that the NDP and media is scouring every nook and cranny of every public figure, I have no choice but to reveal this terrible truth that occurred in my past.

I hope that each and every one of you can forgive me for you see, I used to imitate the Red Power Ranger.

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Yes, its true. At one time I used to dress in Red Long Johns and prance about the yard kicking my legs and waving my arms. Occasionally, when I was really deep into my deviant behavior, I would scream 'Eyah!' and invoke the power of 'Eagles flight'.

I know that somewhere out there, someone has video tape of me engaged in this terrible behavior, and be fore its released publicly, I'm compelled to apologize to any and all whom my irresponsible actions offend.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really really really sorry.

Okay, I'm not sorry.


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